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book has a total of 25 chapters. This page is to provide you with |
a
"taste" of what the actual book is like; therefore I've only typed a
very small portion, if you like this book, please buy it! |
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Here's
a Valentine's Day tale. Prepare yourself.
An English Journalist came to New York. She was attractive and witty |
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, and right away she
hooked up with one of New York's typically eligible bachelors. Tim was forty-two,
an investment |
| banker
who made about $5 million a year. For two weeks, they kissed, held hands--and
then on a warm fall day he drove |
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her to the house he was building in the Hamptons. They looked at the plans with
the architect. "I wanted to tell the |
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architect to fill in the railings on the second floor, so the children
wouldn't fall through," said the journalist. "I expected
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| Tim
was going to ask me to marry him." On Sunday night, Tim dropped
her off at her apartment and reminded her that |
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they had dinner plans for Tuesday. On Tuesday, he called and said he'd have to
take a rain check. When she hadn't |
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heard from him after two weeks, she called and told him, "That's an awfully
long rain check." He said he would call |
| her
later in the week. He never did call, of course. But what interested me was that
she couldn't understand what had |
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In England, she explained, meeting the architect would have meant something. Then
I realized. Of course: |
| She's
from London. No one's told her about the End of Love in Manhattan. Then I thought
: She'll learn. |
| Welcome
to the Age of Un-Innocence. The glittering lights of Manhattan that served as
backdrops for Edith Wharton's |
| bodice-heaving
trysts are still glowing--but the stage is empty. No one has breakfast at Tiffany's,
and no one has affairs to |
| remember--instead,
we have breakfast at seven A.M. and affairs we try to forget as quickly as possible.
How did we get |
into
this mess? |
| | Truman
Capote undersood our nineties dilemma--the dilemma of Love vs. the Deal--all too
well. In Breakfast at |
| Tiffany's,
Holly Golightly and Paul Varjak were faced with restrictions--he was a kept man,
she was a kept woman--but in |
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end they surmounted them and chose love over money. That doesn't happen much in
Manhattan these days. We are |
| all
kept men and women--by our jobs, by our apartments, and then some of us by the
pecking order at Mortimers and the |
| Royalton,
by Hamptons beachfront, by front-row Garden tickets--and we like it that way.
Self-protection and closing the |
| deal
are paramount. Cupid has flown the co-op |
| When
was the last time you heard someone say, "I love you!" without tagging
on the inevitable (if unspoken) "as a |
| friend."
When was the last time you saw two people gazing into each other's eyes without
thinking, Yeah, right? When |
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the last time you heard someone announce, "I am truly, madly in love,"
without thinking, Just wait until Monday |
| morning?
And what turned out to be the hot non-Tim Allen Christmas movie? Disclosure--for
which ten or fifteen million |
| moviegoers
went to see the unwanted, unaffectionate sex between corporate erotomaniacs--hardly
the stuff we like to |
| think
about when we think about love but very much the stuff of the modern Manhattan
relationship. |
| There's
still plenty of sex in Manhattan but the kind of sex that results in friendship
and business deals, not romance. |
| These
days, everyone has friends and colleagues; no one really has lovers--even if they
have slept together. |
| Back
to the English journalist: After six months, some more "relationships,"
and a brief affair with a man who used to |
| call
her from out of town to tell her that he'd be calling her when he got back into
town (and never did), she got smart. |
| "Relationships
in New York are about detachment," she said. "But how do you get attached
when you decide you want |
| to?"
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| Honey,
you leave town. |